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Time:04:56 am
fridgescience (4:51:36 AM): samn i have a question
Crash8658 (4:51:38 AM): hm
fridgescience (4:51:49 AM): if there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
Crash8658 (4:51:59 AM): oh idk let me look in the phonebook real quick
fridgescience (4:52:06 AM): oh okay thanks
Crash8658 (4:52:13 AM): fuck i cant find the phone book
Crash8658 (4:52:17 AM): um
Crash8658 (4:52:21 AM): well i guess i could call 411
fridgescience (4:52:30 AM): could you please?  i have a little problem here and idk who to call
Crash8658 (4:52:44 AM): the lady at 411 wants to know what sort of strange something you're talking about
fridgescience (4:52:55 AM): well..  it's something weird, and it don't look good....
Crash8658 (4:53:13 AM): yeah? she asked if you need pest control
fridgescience (4:53:34 AM): no no no ummm it's a ghost and...  i ain't afraid of no ghost, but....
Crash8658 (4:53:40 AM): oh
Crash8658 (4:53:41 AM): OH
Crash8658 (4:53:50 AM): ghostbusters!!!!!!
fridgescience (4:53:58 AM): thank you omg!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time:01:24 am
SAMN HAS NO INTERNET BECAUSE VERIZON CUT HER OFF :\
SO SHE IS USING HER PHONE :\

Toucan Samn
 (12:59:05 AM):
Peebs tell me a story abt peter bishoops
wilson likes pbj (12:59:40 AM): OKAY UMM
wilson likes pbj (12:59:53 AM): ONCE UPON A TIME PETER BISHOP WENT ON A ROAD TRIP AND STOPPED IN THIS CRAZY CITY CALLED MARZIPAN CITY
Toucan Samn (12:59:59 AM): Ok
Toucan Samn (1:00:14 AM): Omg
wilson likes pbj (1:00:15 AM): AND HE WAS HUNGRY SO HE STOPPED AT A PLACE THAT LOOKED PRETTY GOOD.  IT WAS MUNG DAAL'S.
Toucan Samn (1:00:32 AM): Lololol
wilson likes pbj (1:00:36 AM): HE ENTERED AND HE SAID "HELLO I AM HUNGRY" AND THIS LADY WITH FAT AND WINGS AND A MUSHROOM ON HER HEAD SAID "NO GO AWAY!!!"
Toucan Samn (1:00:54 AM): Lololol
wilson likes pbj (1:01:02 AM): BUT HE SAID "BUT I AM HUNGRY!" "NO!" SHOUTED THE LADY. "YES!" SHOUTED A VOICE FROM THE KITCHEN.  THE VOICE EMERGED.
wilson likes pbj (1:01:26 AM): IT WAS THE PROPRIETOR, MUNG DAAL HIMSELF!!!!  BEHIND HIM WAS A SQUAT PURPLE BOY.  "OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY" SAID THE BOY.
Toucan Samn (1:01:51 AM): Lmfao
wilson likes pbj (1:01:51 AM): "RADDA RADDA" SAID SOMEBODY STILL IN THE KITCHEN UNSEEN.  "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" ASKED PETER BISHOP.  THE PEOPLE SHRUGGED.
wilson likes pbj (1:02:23 AM): SO PETER BISHOP PLACED HIS ORDER AND MUNG DAAL MADE IT AFTER A THIRD ATTEMPT (AFTER THE SQUAT PUPLE BOY RUINED TEH FIRST TWO)
wilson likes pbj (1:02:45 AM): SO PETER BISHOP PAYED AND LEFT AND CONTINUED ON HIS ROAD TRIP.  BUT HIS CAR WAS UNUSUALLY HEAVY!!!!
wilson likes pbj (1:03:03 AM): SO HE LOOKED IN HIS REAR-VIEW MIRROR AND SAW A ROCK MAN!  "AHHH" HE SCREAMED!  "RADDAAAAAAAA" SCREAMED THE ROCK MAN!!!!
Toucan Samn (1:03:03 AM): Lmfao
Toucan Samn (1:03:16 AM): Lolololol
wilson likes pbj (1:03:30 AM): "RADDA RADDA RARARADDAAAA" SAID THE ROCK MAN.  "YOUR NAME IS SCHNITZEL AND YOU WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THAT PLACE?" ASKED PETER
Toucan Samn (1:03:45 AM): Lolol
wilson likes pbj (1:03:47 AM): "RADDA RADDA!!" NODDED SCHNITZEL.  PETER BISHOP SHRUGGED. "I GUESS I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.  OKAY.  LET'S GO!"
wilson likes pbj (1:03:56 AM): SO THEY WENT ON A ROAD TRIP TOGETHER AND BECAME BEST FRIENDS THE END
Toucan Samn (1:04:13 AM): Yaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Time:06:33 pm
liarboo (6:17:46 PM): I SERIOUSLY CAN'T GET OVER HOW BAD ASS VICK IS
liarboo (6:17:59 PM): EVEN WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT SHE COULD PROLLY BREAK EVERYONE'S BACK WITHOUT ANY EFFORT
wilson likes pbj (6:18:08 PM): LOL I'M GONNA GO WATCH THE EPISODE WHERE SHE GIVES BIRTH
wilson likes pbj (6:18:15 PM): AND LASSITER IS THERE
liarboo (6:18:15 PM): LOL
liarboo (6:18:17 PM): YESSSS
wilson likes pbj (6:18:18 PM): AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
liarboo (6:19:50 PM): HE PETTED HER HEAD
wilson likes pbj (6:20:08 PM): AND SHE WENT GRRRR AHHHHHHHHHH
liarboo (6:20:30 PM): LOL YES
liarboo (6:20:33 PM): SHE WAS HAVING NONE OF IT
wilson likes pbj (6:22:37 PM): THOSE DAYS WERE BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS
Crash8658 (6:22:41 PM): IM HUNGRY
wilson likes pbj (6:22:44 PM): LOL I WANT ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT VICKSTER AND HER FAM
Crash8658 (6:22:53 PM): I LOVE THE CHIEF
Crash8658 (6:23:06 PM): SHE IS SO BADASS
wilson likes pbj (6:23:06 PM): THERE'S NOBODY WHO DOESN'T
Crash8658 (6:23:13 PM): SHE IS WHAT CUDDY ASPIRES TO BE BUT NEVER WILL
liarboo (6:23:28 PM): CUDDY SITS AT HER FEET
liarboo (6:23:30 PM): AND WEEPS
liarboo (6:23:43 PM): MAYBE IF CUDDY COVERED UP HER CLEAVAGE
Crash8658 (6:23:45 PM): SHE'S NOT WORTHY!!!!
Crash8658 (6:23:59 PM): LOL MAYBE IF CUDDY HAD SOME RESPEK FOR HERSELF
Crash8658 (6:24:26 PM): THE CHIEF HAD A BABY EVEN CARRIED IT AROUND IN HER WOMB FOR 9 MONTHS AND SHE ISNT BEING A WHINY WHORE ABOUT IT
liarboo (6:27:00 PM): LOLO
liarboo (6:27:10 PM): I BET VICK HAD A HARD TIME GETTING PREGNANT TOO
liarboo (6:27:14 PM): BUT INSTAD OF CRYING AT A TOILET
liarboo (6:27:20 PM): SHE JUST TOLD HER UTERUS TO KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF
Crash8658 (6:27:26 PM): YEAH BECAUSE HER UTERUS IS AS BAD ASS AS SHE IS
liarboo (6:27:27 PM): AND IT LISTENED
liarboo (6:27:28 PM): LOL YES
liarboo (6:27:39 PM): IT WAS LIKE "OH SHIT SHE'LL SHOOT ME" AND WHAM IT HELD A BABY
Crash8658 (6:27:49 PM): LOLOL
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Subject:I'M BORED PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Time:11:02 pm
Crash8658 (10:55:17 PM): PLATYPUS I'M READING THE BOOK OF GENERAL IGNORANCE LOL
liarboo (10:55:22 PM): LOL OH YEAH
liarboo (10:55:25 PM): ARE YOU LEARNING A LOT
Crash8658 (10:55:27 PM): YES :3
Crash8658 (10:55:34 PM): I REMEMBER A LOT OF IT FROM QI
Crash8658 (10:55:47 PM): LIKE THE TWO MOON THING THAT RICH HALL WAS REALLY MAD ABOUT LOL
liarboo (10:56:12 PM): LOL I LOVE WHEN HE SOMETIMES STILL BRINGS THAT UP
liarboo (10:56:29 PM): LIKE 2 OR 3 SEASONS LATER, THAT ONE TIME HE WAS LIKE "AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING, THERE AREN'T TWO FUCKING MOONS"
wilson likes pbj (10:57:07 PM): THERE AREN'T :\
Crash8658 (10:58:34 PM): LOLOL
Crash8658 (10:58:43 PM): THERE ARE POSSIBLY 7 MOONS
Crash8658 (10:58:44 PM): PEEBS
Crash8658 (10:58:45 PM): SORRY
wilson likes pbj (10:58:50 PM): NO THAT'S WRONG
wilson likes pbj (10:58:53 PM): THERE'S ONLY ONE MOON
Crash8658 (10:58:58 PM): LOL OKAY RICH HALL
wilson likes pbj (10:58:58 PM): AND IT'S NOT EVEN A MOON
wilson likes pbj (10:59:01 PM): IT'S A SPACE STATION
Crash8658 (10:59:03 PM): LOLOL
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Time:10:46 pm
IN WHICH ROBERT DOWNEY JR AND SUSAN DOWNEY ARGUECollapse )
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Subject:SAMN IS A SUPERHERO YOU GUYS
Time:11:56 pm
SRSLY YOU GUYSCollapse )
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Subject:I'M BRINGIN IT BACK
Time:04:38 am
wilson likes pbj (4:28:51 AM): IF CLIVE OWEN TOLD ME TO STRIP DOWN TO MY UNDERWEAR DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO
WHERE I DIVULGE MY DARKEST FANTASIESCollapse )
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Time:04:11 am
partyitupx26: LOLOL MERCYONSOCIETY YOU REALLY MUST BE NEW


SORRY


THIS WAS LULZY.
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Time:09:53 pm
AMDAWG2 (9:51:31 PM): SINCE WHEN IS A BALD EAGLE ON OUR FUCKING FLAG
AMDAWG2 (9:51:42 PM): IT'S NOT MY FUCKING SYMBOL
AMDAWG2 (9:51:48 PM): IT'S A FUCKING COUNTRY'S SYMBOL
AMDAWG2 (9:51:53 PM): WHAT IF YOU HATE BIRDS
TheArt OfLosing0 (9:51:55 PM): LOL
unicornlovins (9:51:56 PM): IT WAS ALMOST A TURKEY
AMDAWG2 (9:52:00 PM): YYY
TheArt OfLosing0 (9:52:01 PM): MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS AN AMATEUR ORNITHOLOGIST
AMDAWG2 (9:52:03 PM): BEN FRANKLEN WAS LIKE
AMDAWG2 (9:52:09 PM): "LETS MAKE IT A TURKEY GUISE"
unicornlovins (9:52:16 PM): YEAH LOL
AMDAWG2 (9:52:20 PM): AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE "STFU FAGGOT IT'S A BALD EAGLE THAT IS MUCH MORE MANLY"
unicornlovins (9:52:41 PM): GEORGE WASHINGTON PROBABLY
unicornlovins (9:52:45 PM): HE WAS A DOUCHBAG
AMDAWG2 (9:52:54 PM): LOLOL
AMDAWG2 (9:52:57 PM): HE HAD WOODEN TEEFS
TheArt OfLosing0 (9:52:59 PM): STEABLE COBEAGLE
unicornlovins (9:53:02 PM): "I CANNOT TELL A LIE. FRANKLIN, YOU ARE A HUGE FAGGOT."
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Subject:I SO DO HAVE FREEDOM OF REVERSE COWGIRL
Time:11:35 pm
mercy on society: NIKKI
mercy on society: DO I HAVE FREEDOM OF REVERSE COWGIRL
unicornlovins: NO
mercy on society: Y :-(
unicornlovins: YOU'RE TOO WEE
unicornlovins: YOU'RE BUT A WEE BAIRN
unicornlovins: LOL WHO ARE WE KIDDING
unicornlovins: YOU'RE A WHORE
vaizardfilth: LOLOLOL
mercy on society: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
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